Kid Kontradiktions

SCENE 1: THE KITCHEN

DANNY: I’m an evil sorcerer… but I do good things.

JEREMY: You can’t do both. You have to choose good or evil.

DANNY: But I’m evil… in a good way!

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SCENE 2: THE KITCHEN… AGAIN

KYLEE: (rubs and tussles her hair until it is disheveled)

JEREMY: Kylee, you should keep your hair nice and neat.

KYLEE: But it’s neat in a messy way.

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SCENE 3: THE VAN

KYLEE: Mommy, mommy, mommy!

SHANNON: Yes Kylee…

DANNY (interrupting): Mom, I…

SHANNON: Not now Danny, Kylee’s trying to say something! What is it Kylee?

KYLEE: Mom, Danny wants to tell you something.

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SCENE 4: THE CHURCH

DANNY: Dad, I know how the baby seeds (our kiddie version of birds and bees) get inside the mommy.

JEREMY (apprehensively): You do?

DANNY: Yeah, you told me yesterday.

JEREMY (confused): I did?

DANNY: Yes, when I asked you if they get in there when a mom and dad kiss, and you said no! (Walks away satisfied)

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FIN