Shannon: Kylee, are you eating toothpaste?
Kylee: No
Shannon: Then what are you doing with the toothpaste?
Kylee: I'm just holding it (quickly, as she put it back down on the counter and smiled at me sweetly).
Shannon: (Leaning over to smell her breath) Then why does your breath smell like toothpaste?
Kylee: (Thinking for a moment) Because I ate some soap.
Shannon: So your breath smells like toothpaste because you ate soap; and it has nothing to do with the fact that you were holding the toothpaste and sucking on your finger?
Kylee: (Smiling) Nope
Shannon: Is that your answer? Are you going to stick with that.
Kylee: Yep

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